just who is RustyMag?
is an often-exhausted mom of 3 (two teens and an eleven year old) who likes to laugh at life.
When she isn't attending one of many thousands of sports events her children
participate in, she enjoys reading, quilting, and unbeknownst even to her
immediate family, she harbors a secret desire to design fancy bathing caps. So
far her dream has yet to be realized, but it is only a matter of time before
you'll see her designs on the U.S. Olympic Synchronized Swimming team as they
frolic in perfect time to The Nutcracker [Web
master Deb's note: How do you spell that T. guy's name, anyway-- the one who
wrote The Nutcracker? Spell check is not giving me a smidgen of help here. Hey,
how do you spell smidgen? Somebody, email me
immediately! I don't want to look like an idiot in front of this site's millions
mentioned, so far RustyMag's dream has yet to be realized, but it is only a
matter of time before you'll see her designs on the U.S. Olympic Synchronized
Swimming team as they frolic in perfect time to The Nutcracker, or
perhaps even to Hanson's mmmmbop.
from Patty -- AKA RustyMag: If anyone out there has any suggestions on how
to fit a small canister of oxygen under a latex cap, I am sure I can camouflage
it with a bush or a scaled down model of the Statue of Liberty. Let me know, and
I'll cut you in on the profits. I just hope no one steals my idea first.]
confused yet, folks? Just checking!
writing currently appears on the Reale, et al Family Web
Site, St. Monica School
Web Site (Indianapolis, IN), The Netwits site,
and ParentingToday'sTeen.com as well. Check them out for a
smile! And spread the word about her writing-- don't be selfish!
is a nickname her husband gave Patty, and it's been perfect as an "email
handle", so it's stuck. You can write to Patty and let her know which of
her "musings" you enjoyed, at RUSTYMAG@AOL.COM
way to let her know what you think of her writing, and this site and its links:
Sign her guest book! Hey! Be kind! Thanks!
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learn more about Patty and her "take" on life, by reading the pieces
that she's written, found on the "My Musings" page. Enjoy!
yeah... Click here for a picture of Patty!
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