Yeah, Right!!! Like she'd give the Web Master a picture of herself!

Dream on! She knows me (web master Deb) too well!

An accurate description might be... a cross between 

This reminded the web master of a picture of Patty, working in the family's estate garden... (Patty wants to protect her privacy, and won't allow the actual picture to be published here. She's had stalker problems.)

This reminds me (Deb-- web master, remember? Sheesh!) of a candid shot a family member took of Patty as emerged from the pool after a synchronized swimming routine...


She's wholesome, yet vibrant and so alive, like what's her name...

Okay, now you can picture RustyMag, aka Patty!

[Web Master's note: Close enough, Patty, you young wife, published author, and mom of 3?]

Patty continues to insist that I not put a picture of her here, but she did say to let you know that she's kind, loyal, caring, and affectionate, and that may give you a true picture of her. Here's the picture it brings to MY mind...




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