RustyMag's Top Ten...Things You Don't Want to Hear When You're Standing at the Altar and the Priest Asks, "Do you take this person to be your lawful wedded spouse?"



10. ZZZZZzzzzz------oh, what?

    9. Probably... the jury's still out on that one.

   8. Can I use a lifeline?

   7. Of course. You DO still have that $2,000,000  life insurance policy, don't you, Darling?

   6. WhatEVERRRRRR!

   5. I don't KNOW! Why do you ask me these things?

   4. Oh, I don't THINK so!

    3. Before I answer that, could I just see what's behind door number three?

    2. Oh, dear God, please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please!

    1. Yes. Mother and I do.

Patty Eggertsson, Copyright 2000

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